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Over the
last three instalments of Edit Wars, we’ve covered a Robot Wars
fight that has two different versions, and two others where
the producers were trying to cover up something a bit dodgy in the edit. This
concluding article contains a veritable gallimaufry of examples that are
similar to the latter, but are more minor and I can’t spin a whole article out
of, plus the occasional piece of related trivia thrown in for fun.
Note that
virtually every battle in the show’s history was edited down to highlights – it
wasn’t uncommon for a battle that lasted the whole 5 minutes in reality to be
cut to less than 2 minutes – and obviously I won’t list every such example
here. There’s plenty more information about a lot of these on the Robot Wars
Wiki if you want to go looking.
Series 1:
Stock Robots
The very
first series of Robot Wars was scheduled to have 36 competitors. Except they only had 33
entrants. To get around this obvious problem, the production team provided
three ‘stock robots’. These had been built for the live events in 1995 and 1996
that predated the TV series, and had all been created by members of the show’s
production team: Grunt and Eubank the Mouse were both built by technical
consultant Derek Foxwell and WYSIWIG was the creation of judge Eric Dickinson.
Grunt was driven by Dickinson’s son Matthew, but the drivers of Eubank and WYSIWIG
appear to have been legitimate roboteers – they both entered with other,
genuine teams in later series.
Back in the
first series, the show was split into a mixture of ‘disciplines’ and actual
fighting: every show started with the Gauntlet (an assault course), the Trial
(different every week, and included Sumo, Football and Skittles), and then the
four surviving robots would actually get to fight each other to determine the
heat winner. The stock robots were allowed to pass the Gauntlet, but had to be
eliminated in the Trial. Whilst it was obviously never made evident to the
viewers that these weren’t real competitors, they probably would’ve noticed
something was up: Grunt drove immediately off the Sumo platform, and the other
two abruptly ‘broke down’ (which was extremely lucky for T.R.A.C.I.E., a robot
in the same heat as Eubank that had managed to get stuck on the wall the moment
the trial started and would have gone out were it not for him).
As the stock
robots were allowed to pass the Gauntlet, three genuine competitors were
eliminated ahead of them. At least one of them (Barry, beaten by Grunt) were a
bit annoyed about this and aired their grievances online after the show had
gone out… and you do have to wonder if it might not have made more sense to say
the stock robots weren’t allowed to pass the first round. But then I suppose
that throws up its own problems, as it would have given the teams lucky enough
to be drawn in the same heat as a stock robot a free pass through round 1.
(Here’s an
amusing aside: as well as three of the Series 1 trials featuring stock robots,
in two others one of the robots failed to move at all, rendering the entire
round irrelevant as all the others effectively qualified by default. The only
time in the series where the Trial actually had an impact on who went out was
Heat D.)
Series 2:
Robot Wars Revealed
This isn’t
so much edited, more ridiculously obscure. Robot Wars Revealed was a
behind-the-scenes spin-off show broadcast on BBC Choice to accompany each
episode of Series 2. However, back in 1998 virtually nobody had access to BBC
Choice (these shows would have been aired less than two months after the
channel started broadcasting) and consequently pretty much nothing of the show
is known to survive.
Update 06/08/17: Thanks to John Hoare for finding that one episode of this show does survive, and you can see it here.
Update 06/08/17: Thanks to John Hoare for finding that one episode of this show does survive, and you can see it here.
Series 3:
Health & Safety Notice
In Series 3
the main competition switched to being entirely combat-based, but some of the
more popular Trials were retained as sideshows; each episode contained a
‘special event’, some of which (including Pinball or Football) ran throughout
the series, and some occasional one-offs such as Walker or Lightweight battles.
However, there were originally meant to be much more of these, but there was an
incident in the pits where a robot malfunctioned and put its weapon through
somebody’s foot. The resulting Health & Safety investigation caused all of
the side events to be shortened and some to be cancelled outright (Sumo and a
Tag Team tournament had been planned, and would be successfully remounted the
following series).
I know I
said I wouldn’t cover every example of fights being edited down, but this
example is particularly notable. You’ve probably all seen this. It’s the
first ever appearance of Hypno-Disc, and it causes totally unprecedented, shocking
damage, summarily and completely destroying its opponent.
What’s less
known is that much of the beginning of the battle was cut for broadcast, and to
start with Hypno-Disc nearly lost the match; it got stuck in reverse against
the wall at one point and was on the verge of being declared immobile, and only
when it finally got free did the destruction begin. Interesting how just
lopping off a minute can create such a different impression.
Now, this
one may be apocryphal, or possibly just misremembered. In this battle
Triterobot starts billowing smoke midway through; I seem to recall reading on
the Internet around the time of the original broadcast that they had to stop
the fight and evacuate the arena, and it restarted once everything had settled.
If so, then the broadcast edit cuts out the fight stopping and hence turns two
fights into one. More information on this would be appreciated, even if it just
turns out I’ve made the whole thing up.
This is the
infamous fight where Pussycat’s hardened steel blade shatters on the arena wall
and they’re disqualified for breaching the show’s Health & Safety rules.
For their first two fights in the show, they’d used a different blade which had
been having limited success; they returned to Gloucester during a break in
filming and fitted an off-the-shelf saw taken from the team’s workshop.
The
broadcast version suggests that the Pussycat team did not declare the change of
weapons to anyone, but apparently they did do so to the production crew,
although it’s not clear if anyone on the production team considered it might be
illegal. During filming, Pussycat were immediately declared the victors and
conducted a post-match interview with Craig Charles (which was not broadcast);
a few minutes later, the judges intervened and ruled that Pussycat was
disqualified. To summarise: the broadcast edit gives the impression that nobody
but the team knew about the change of blade, and it was obvious the moment the
blade shattered it was a problem, neither of which were entirely true.
This is also
the episode where they had to stop recording after an audience member was
discovered to be in possession of a transmitter (leading people to believe they
were trying to fix the competition) and it turned out they’d brought their own
featherweight robot in the hope of showing the judges, which is quite a fun
sidenote.
International
League Championship/First World Championship
Here’s Razer
being presented with the trophy for winning the International League
Championship, a special tournament broadcast as a one-off between Series 3
& 4. And here’s
Razer being presented with the trophy for winning the First World
Championship, a special tournament originally only available on home video that
was released a few months before the broadcast of the International League (but
filmed around the same time).
Yep, both
episodes use the same award presentation. I do not know which was filmed first,
but I strongly suspect it was originally meant for the First World Championship
and recycled for the International League. (Interesting that Philippa just says
‘first winner’ without identifying what it’s actually for, though…)
There are
two other things to note about these episodes. The first is that the
International League Championship, as a result of being a one-off broadcast
between two series, was incredibly obscure for years; I remember seeing
pictures of some of the fights from it and being confused about which episode
it was from as I’d never seen it. Fortunately a copy finally turned up on YouTube
in 2011.
The other is
that the First World Championship later got a TV broadcast, but heavily
truncated into the show’s usual 45-minute slot (the home video version was
around 20 minutes longer); apparently, the TV version has alternate commentary
from Jonathan Pearce, but I’ve never seen it and don’t know exactly what’s
different.
Series 4,
Heats B & C
This is
fairly pointless, but a fun reminder of the perils of recording your show out
of order. Series 4 also had several side events such as Pinball and Sumo, which
were filmed at the end of the series after all the fighting. As a result of
this, Diotoir appears fully assembled and functioning in the Sumo tournament of Heat B, and then one week later it appears in the main tournament with the team
desperately trying to get it working in time having only just arrived at the studio. (In Series 3 the robot had been completely dismantled by customs when
they came over from Ireland and had to be reassembled in a matter of hours; the
following year they took the robot disassembled anyway to save time, thinking
they’d be able to put it together when they got to the studio, only to find
that the time of their first fight had been moved forward and they needed to be
ready in 20 minutes and ended up going into battle with no armour and no
weapon.)
By the by: it seems pretty clear that the reason for the Series 3 dismantling was due to The Troubles, and there's an amusing scene where Philippa Forrester is saying "Customs didn't know what to make of it...", obviously hesitant to actually give the real reason ("Customs thought it was a weapon"), only for team member Peter Redmond to say "I think the balaclavas were a bad idea!"
By the by: it seems pretty clear that the reason for the Series 3 dismantling was due to The Troubles, and there's an amusing scene where Philippa Forrester is saying "Customs didn't know what to make of it...", obviously hesitant to actually give the real reason ("Customs thought it was a weapon"), only for team member Peter Redmond to say "I think the balaclavas were a bad idea!"
Series 4,
Heats F & M
There are
two other occasions in the show’s history where the intended broadcast order
was swapped; Heats 2 & 4 of Series 2 were flipped, and in Series 7 Heats A
& E were swapped around (because the producers thought what was originally
going to be Heat A made for a weak opener as one of the robots broke down
before it got into the arena). However, those were both made after filming;
this change was made beforehand, for an altogether more interesting reason.
Series 4
used a seeding system, with 32 robots (2 in each heat) being seeded based on
past performance and innovation. Heat A featured the 1st seed and the 17th
seed, Heat B the 3rd seed and the 19th seed, and so on until Heat H featured
the 15th seed and the 31st seed (or it should have done… more on that in a
moment). Then Heat I featured the 16th seed and the 32nd seed, Heat J the 14th
seed and the 30th seed, and so on and so forth. I’m sure you get the idea.
Under this
seeding system, Gemini (seeded 8) should have been in Heat M, and Wild Thing
(seeded 11) should have been in Heat F, but things were the other way round
(with the other seed in each heat also being affected) – meaning the winner of
each heat ended up in a different semi-final to the one they otherwise would
have done. Although it’s never been confirmed, it was widely believed that this
was done so Gemini would end up in the same semi-final as Chaos 2 (the two
teams had both fought in crucial battles in Series 2 & 3 and producers were
keen to continue the rivalry). Unfortunately this was rendered moot when Gemini
lost its heat final.
Incidentally,
there are a few other anomalies with the Series 4 seeds. Heat H should have had
the 31st seed, but instead it had the 32nd seed, and Heat I was vice-versa.
The first
two battles of this episode were filmed about a month before the rest; they were done at the same time as the MTV Robot Wars pilot,
and the remaining battles were part of Series 4. You can notice because the
arena looks markedly different in the first two battles (the pit looks more like it did in Series 3 than Series 4, and the director seems to avoid showing that end of the arena until it's absolutely necessary to disguise it; the arena flipper also appears to be absent), and additionally Sir
Killalot is still in his Series 3 guise (note the different-sized claw). More obviously, the Panic Attack team changes between its round 1 and round 2 fights – in round 1 there's an unidentified teenage girl who never appeared in any other episode, and in round 2 she's replaced by Christian Bridge, who'd won a competition in the official magazine to join the team for Series 4.
As an aside,
one of the UK entrants in this show was Detonator, a robot which had only
previously appeared in Series 1, and was utterly destroyed by its
American opponent. Allegedly the fourth UK entrant was due to be Hypno-Disc,
but after the first three American robots all lost in the first round, the
switch was made to ensure one of the US entries would make it to the second
round.
In reality,
this battle was fought three times, but only the third was broadcast.
Take 1: The
fight was stopped after only a few seconds as the arena floor was damaged from
a previous battle.
Take 2: In
this battle Tornado pushes Chaos 2 into Shunt’s CPZ. Chaos driver George
Francis can’t see the corner of the arena from where he’s standing, so his
robot just sits there whilst Shunt knocks the drive chain out. Unfortunately
Tornado’s notoriously unreliable drive chain also chose this moment to fall
off, and the judges can’t agree on who was immobilised first so they have to go
again.
Take 3: The
battle as broadcast, pretty much (ending with Chaos launching Tornado out of
the arena).
This battle
was broadcast as a Vengeance battle. On the day in which it was filmed, both
teams had family members in the audience who’d come to see them fight, but
things were getting badly behind and the teams requested that the first round
of the All-Stars tournament be changed so they could fight each other. The
match went ahead, but afterwards the producers decided they’d like the first
round of the All-Stars to be what they originally planned (with Tornado
fighting 3 Stegs to Heaven and Stinger fighting Pussycat). So they could still
use the Stinger vs Tornado match they rebranded it as a Vengeance match, with
much bad acting from the teams about how Stinger had branded Tornado “a boring
box” (there were several other Vengeance battles in Extreme that were obviously
being done for similarly spurious reasons, but this is the only one that was
repurposed from another event). Team Tornado’s build diary is still online
(unusual for a website for a robot from the original run) and includes many
other fascinating pieces of behind-the-scenes information for the interested.
Incidentally,
the Challenge Belt event (also running as part of Extreme) claimed that
Behemoth had been awarded the titular belt by the World Association of
Robotics, which is an entirely fictional organisation and was just another bit
of staging.
Towards the
end of this All-Stars battle Razer drove over the floor flipper, which was
launched (it was only meant to be used on immobile robots in the original run).
Razer managed to land underneath the flipper and got crushed, losing its
hydraulics on one side. Gemini attacked it and managed to immobilise the other
side. However, as the flipper should not have been used, the judges were told
to judge the battle up until the moment it was wrongly fired and gave it to
Razer; the controversial moment was edited out for the TV broadcast.
Extreme (not
broadcast): Hypno-Disc vs TX-108
This fight
was part of the Wild Card Warriors, where new robots got to fight against
experienced machines. Hypno-Disc attacked TX-108 and managed to shred some of
its armour but, as it was wont to do, broke down about 20 seconds into the
battle. This made it the only Wild Card Warrior fight where the Wild Card won, but
due to the poor nature of the fight (and probably because they already had a
very similar UK vs Germany fight where Hypno-Disc had lost to Nasty Warrior) it
was never broadcast at all.
There’s
another thing to note about Extreme, which was filmed concurrently with Series
5. One of the competitions was Mayhem – three robots fight, last one standing
is declared the winner. The winner of each Mayhem would then progress to one of
the two Annihilators – where six robots fight at once until one’s immobilised,
then the five survivors fight again, and so on until there’s one ultimate
survivor. Bulldog Breed and Atomic both won their respective Mayhems… but then
had to pull out due to damage sustained in Series 5 fights filmed between the
Mayhem and the Annihilator. As Series 5 had not yet been broadcast when the
Annihilator aired, the televised show had to carefully dance around the exact
reasons why they had pulled out.
Extreme (not
filmed): The People’s Challenge
This was a
planned event mentioned in both Robot Wars Magazine and Robot Wars
Extreme: The Official Guide, where people would vote online for the match
they most wanted to see. Except the event never took place (the plan was for
possible People’s Challenges to be discussed on the show, but it’s never
referred to). Supposedly the winning match-up was Hypno-Disc vs Razer, but both
teams decided that a one-off, non-competition match wasn’t worth the damage and
the fight never went ahead; in the end, the two robots would never fight each
other.
This battle
had to be fought twice, as at the end of the first attempt Chaos 2 flipped
SMIDSY against the arena wall, then accidentally flipped itself over and
couldn’t right itself, leading the judges to call for a rematch; unlike Chaos 2
vs Tornado above, both the first go and the rerun were broadcast. However, at
the end of the aborted fight, SMIDSY managed to get down from the wall and
pitted Chaos 2; as SMIDSY had already been immobile for well over the thirty
second limit, this was deemed not to count and was cut from the broadcast edit.
Cut Your
Own Battle
This is
another side note, but quite a fun one. Around 2002/3, four DVDs were released:
“The Ultimate Warrior Collection”, with each one focusing on a different robot;
Chaos 2, Hypno-Disc, Razer and the House Robots were all covered. Each DVD
included a special ‘Cut Your Own Battle’ feature, which used the alternative
angle option on DVD remotes to allow you to switch angles during the fight.
What’s interesting is that the footage used was the raw, unedited studio
footage (without commentary, music or post-production sound), and even includes
some behind-the-scenes material!
Here’s a
link to each one, alongside the version of the battle that was broadcast for
comparison:
Series 4,
Heat B – Razer vs Robochicken vs Velocirippa: Raw Footage vs Broadcast
Series 4,
Semi-Final 2 – Hypno-Disc vs Splinter: Raw Footage vs Broadcast
Series 4,
Grand Final – Chaos 2 vs Pussycat: Raw Footage vs Broadcast
Extreme,
Episode 11 – Bigger Brother vs Chaos 2 vs Thermidor 2 vs Wheely Big Cheese: Raw Footage vs Broadcast
During the
Tornado team’s interview before this match, they claim they’re going to fix
their Anti-Spinner Weapon (the robot was fitted with an infamous
interchangeable weapons system). Except the robot has already been seen driving
into the arena with a different weapon fitted.
The team
were going to fit the Anti-Spinner Weapon, but the Hypno-Disc team made an
official objection, and the production team ruled the ASW was banned as it was
a “defensive addition” rather than an offensive weapon. A scene in which this
was, in the team’s words, “milked for the cameras” was filmed, but for whatever
reason wasn’t broadcast, even though the aforementioned reference to the ASW
was. Their Anti-Axe Weapon was declared illegal for similar reasons; neither
weapon would ever be seen on television and it was never explained how they
worked.
Extreme 2,
Episodes 14-16 (University Challenge, Commonwealth Carnage & European
Championship)
These
episodes weren’t so much edited as they were never shown on terrestrial
television at all. From Extreme 1 onwards, Robot Wars was premiered on
BBC Choice, then received a BBC Two run a few months later. However, whilst
Extreme 2 was getting its first BBC Two outing, the show’s move from the BBC to
Channel Five was confirmed… and the Beeb immediately dropped all broadcasts of Robot
Wars to avoid promoting what was now a rival channel’s show, meaning these
episodes would never be broadcast outside of BBC Choice (although they were
included in Dave and Challenge’s repeat runs, and like every other episode of
the original run they’re now readily available on YouTube).
Incidentally,
the Australian competitor in the Commonwealth Carnage was actually a stock
robot (the only one after Series 1) being driven by two competition winners
(who were at least actually Australian).
John Reid
was attempting a rebuild of Terrorhurtz before Series 7… which unfortunately
wasn’t completed in time, and in the fairly obviously staged clip linked to
above, the robot arrives at the studios in its unfinished state and is promptly
disqualified what with it being in pieces and all. Some controversy seems to
surround this point; some sources say that the producers were well aware that
it wasn’t going to be able to fight quite a while in advance but asked Reid to
come along to film the clip anyway, whereas others have it that Reid was still
trying to get the robot into a usable condition right up until the very last
second.
(Terrorhurtz
was seeded 3rd, and another seeded robot had already pulled out shortly before
filming, bumping everyone below them in the seedings up one and allowing
another robot to be seeded… which may lend more credence to the latter, as they
could have found another replacement seed if they’d already known Terrorhurtz
would be pulling out. Then again, Series 7 was notable for the absence of many
popular and long-standing robots such as Razer, Chaos 2, S3, Wild Thing,
Dominator 2 and Hypno-Disc, so maybe they were loathe to lose yet another one
even if it wasn’t going to actually fight?)
As
previously covered in Edit Wars #3 and visible in the link above, this battle
was paused mid-way through after Typhoon smashed the arena wall, and continued
once it had been repaired. However, what isn’t established on television is
that the two fights actually took place on different days: filming was over once
the arena had been repaired, and the second fight wasn’t filmed until the
following morning.
Series 7, All-Stars Championship
This was originally meant to be a "Veterans" special for robots that had fought in five or more UK championships. Unfortunately, the producers couldn't find eight of them which met that criteria; X-Terminator, SMIDSY, Thermidor 2, Bulldog Breed and Spawn Again had all taken terminal damage in the main competition and were unable to fight. Additionally, Supernova would also have been eligible, but the team were unable to make the filming, and Ming Dienasty is thought to have been left out due to its poor performance in the main competition. After including several teams which had been around for that many series but were much lower profile than the aforementioned, there was still one vacancy, so they added Dantomkia and renamed it the All-Stars Championship.
...And that, I think, covers just about everything worth covering. If you think there’s something I’ve missed, though, do please get in touch.
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